Apparently, I'm going to hell. And so are all of you.

The You're-Going-to-Hell Brigade has been preaching for Speaker's Circle several days a week for a long time now. Every day the crowd gets bigger and bigger, and I have yet to see a single person who agrees with what they have to say. I'm actually very proud of my peers, though. While there's been a lot of heckling, a bunch of the people arguing with the Brigade have been Christian kids who are challenging their campaign of hellfire by sticking up for what they believe in, that the whole point of Jesus coming here in the first place was to tell us we had it all wrong and that we should just love each other already.

Ahh, the efforts of our hippie parents to train us to think for ourselves was not in vain. Kudos to you, mom and dad.