Is there anybody out there?

So I hate when what always happens with every diary or journal I've ever kept happens with a blog, because I have other people to explain it to as well as myself. What happens is that I lose interest, or become lazy, or whatever, and then months and months go by and all of a sudden I have interest again. And then so much has happened that, in the case of offline personal journals, I go, "Well, stuff happened, and that's all," and then carry on. But since other people are, theoretically, reading this, I feel I owe it to you to give you a synopsis of sorts.

Well, I'm not gonna.

Buahahaha.